What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 07:31
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Supernovae may have kicked off abrupt climate shifts in the past—and they could again - Phys.org
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How can one learn to talk frankly?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Next, they tried...
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
So they tried
What are Best Breakfast Places in Pune?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
What do dreams about dead people mean?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?